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class of '06 major Molecular Biology hometown Rochester, NY ht 6'0" wt 180 lb. born 27 November '83 2006: Reid Hopkins has been breaking ankles, marks and our girlfriend’s heart for three years now, but in Reid’s fourth and final year on Brownian Motion, let us take time to see who the real Reid Hopkins is, was and will be. Hop hails from the Flower City of Rochester, New York, home of Jimmy the Chimp the oldest chimpanzee in captivity who sadly passed on the September the 17th of 1985 at the amazing age of 55. At Fairport Senior High School he threw discs, no not ultimate disc; instead, the Greek discus, his ability was so great he was known through out the school as Hermes, the God of athletes. This nickname came to bite him in the butt after Reid caught a very late case of Chicken-Pox, from his illegitimate baby Twan. The large red boils that infested his skin caused Hermes to quickly change to Herpes, oh how one letter change can cause such pain. But Herpes exited Fairport, with Twan in hand, scared but not broken. Reid went to Brown after being viciously rejected from Parsons The New School for Design (Famed host school of Bravo’s Project Runway). Due to Brown’s lack of fashion design classes, Reid decided to take the pre-med track while concentrating in Biology. Hop’s Favorite classes run the gamut of what brown has to offer: Male and Female Genitalia as applied to the Social Sciences, Lobster-Boy Possible? A history of Freaks and Their Possibility (After this class Reid spent a summer doing research for his professor at Brown’s Woods Hole), and Engin 64: case study of Fat Virgins who run Comic Books Stores. Outside of the classroom Reid has been involved with Bike and Build, a program in which student bike across America for habitat for humanity. Despite the hype, Reid has not gotten the hook-ups promised to him when signing up for the “charity” work. Currently Reid lives, eats, and drinks the WNBA. As for the future of Reid Hopkins we can only speculate, with Twan about to enter middle school, med school to think about, and a Russian mail-order bride on the way, it would be crazy to believe that Reid is picking up his needle and thread for a last shot at his dream to be a top designer on Bravo’s Project Runway 3. But that’s who Reid is, a wily cutter whose next move can’t be predicted and can’t be stopped. He is our 2005 captain, he is REID HOPKINS - Noel Madison Fetting-Smith 2003: Reid will break your ankles, your mark, and your girl's heart. |