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a.k.a. DanMac class of '05 major Chemical Engineering hometown Bethesda, MD ht 5'11" wt 145 lb. born 27 March '83 2003: Will Dan MacArthur reach his 21st birthday? Or will his personal mantra, “Too fast to live, too young to die,” catch up with him? As with the previous two years, a sigh of relief will be audible when Dan MacArthur gives his much anticipated speech at the end of March. But who is Dan MacArthur? Raised from the wild by rabid Hungarian sheep dogs, Dan MacArthur has a quiet calm that befuddles his adversaries and confuses his loved ones. “Impenetrable” is the term people most associate with DM. “Sexy” comes in a close second. “Fast," for unclear reasons, lags well behind. Perhaps this owes to DM’s uncanny quietude. You don’t think he’s going to toast you, and by the time the thought goes through your mind he’s jogging off the field having scored. Dan yearns to return to the steppe of his youth, under the azure Armenian sky. Help him with this quest: buy him some lamb. CJ Hoppel |