Overheard at Yale Cup after Alyssa skies another poor sucker: "Not your toy...Alyssa's toy!" The disc is indeed belongs to Alyssa, and woe befalls anyone who tries to pretend otherwise. Throw a disc to Alyssa? Alyssa's. Throw a disc near Alyssa? Alyssa's. Throw disc to Alyssa's man? Alyssa's. Throw a disc to someone else's man? Alyssa's. She is the most ferocious player on Disco, and she truly knows how to get it done. Want to score a point? Put in Alyssa. Want to get a D? Put in Alyssa. Her Ds are phenomenol, her cuts are blazing fast and her offensive grabs are slightly sickening. Watching Alyssa play is like watching the Huns ravage a nation. She goes in, kicks ass, takes names, and leaves a wake of bodies. It must be true that only the strong survive in New Jersey, because Alyssa is truly a pillar on the field. Off the field, Alyssa enjoys the finer things in life, such as motorcycles, cars and cartillage replacements. You can often find her in Barus and Holley at ungodly hours doing work, getting pale and spamming the listserv with gross photos.