Carla Thacker, known for her cool collected offense and her cool collecting of money from the team, is a princess of power both on and off the field.  Thack-Attack keeps our finances in line, our fingernails clipped and our pulls in the back of the endzone. She is the red-cleated wonder from Kalamazoooo. A solid wheat, Carla is also a lover of rocks. When not playing frisbee she is "left with a lingering love of planetary science that resides at the core of [her] geology infatuation." (direct quote from geo 22 TA autobiography) For big Ds, chilly O, long throws and minivan mastery, Thack Attack is your gal.