Out of nowhere, a disc gets smacked to the ground, a dumbstruck opponent stares incredulously at her empty hands, and Carla Thacker is already jogging victoriously to her offensive position. Thack ATTACK! The rhyme is no sheer coincidence. Carla Thacker, co-captain of Disco, has for four years been a vital pillar of the Brown ultimate program and has astounded all with her fierceness. One of the most skilled handlers this program has ever seen, Carla gets the disc in her hand and the all the chaos in the world magically finds its place. Which is, incidentally, in the opponent's end-zone.

Everything about Carla spells "rock." Solid, reliable, and geo-tastic. Currently enrolled in the Brown graduate geology program, Carla revels in strata and sediment (as well as monster trucks, Project Runway and her expansive disc collection.) A wheat to the bone, Thacker leads the team without leaving any fraction of a detail unattended. Her resolve is firm; she is a leader at heart. And yet, beneath it all, there lies an immense ball of disco fire, love and glam. For Carla Thacker is not just any old rock; crack her open and you are bound to find shiny purple crystals. Disco is extremely fortunate and proud to have Carla Thacker as our captain, and her legacy will live on for many years.