When she's not writing bios for the entire team because the team sucks generally, Molly Cohen (aka MoCo) can be seen not studying because of her outrageously easy freshman! class schedule, planning the next meeting of team Whine, and lending her car out to the entire team. Although she's small and will do the dishes like a good freshman should, no one would take this veteran player to be a freshman on the field. With her mad handling skills, out of this galaxy leaps, and stupendous bail-out cuts, Molly is the one that will make the other team cry. If you're needing a laugh, a colorful child-size sweater, a kosher-for-passover-tournament-snack, a studybreak spam email, or a measuring stick to determine a double team (it's 2 Molly's), just call this girl (oh wait, she's probably emailing you). Disco is grateful for Molly Cohen. You should be too.