The runt of her family, Paige Hicks has worked her entire life to over come this complex. While the rest of us might see her height of 5’ 12” as impressive or at least above average, Ms Hicks owns over 73 pairs of stilettos and platforms. Because Nike is not releasing its platform cleat until 2014, Paige is forced to play at her natural size on the field. Although this was a difficulty at first, flat cleats in no way hinder her ultimate ability.

Besides her height challenge, Paige searches the internet tirelessly for worthless websites in order to spread this mind numbing information to others. Spending nearly 16 hours a day looking at sites like FailBlog and F*** my life, Paige arrives at practice in a near zombie state. Fortunately, for Disco, this trance leaves the instant her long and creamy fingers touch a disc. In her spare time, Hicks like to shower, sleep, eat and work on her human bio concentration. Ms. Hicks lives in New Pembroke Three as a Women’s Peer Counselor. Paige is the first runt giant to hold this position on Brown University’s campus, but with her advocacy work, not the last. Five have already applied to be WPCs next year.

While at first glance, her height is all a person can think about; there is more to this Paige Hicks. As this season unfolds she too will unveil her super human capacity to sky everyone, without jumping (she can jump if necessary), completely shut down a handler with her enormous wing span, and beat anyone to the disc with her long lean legs.