"Disco has totally reinvigorated my love of this sport
and i want to thank every one of you for that." - ted

[mike, the thrower, looks to celinda, the dump] "when i look at my dump, i'm married to her. [pause] also figuratively." -Kafka

Kafka told Jean to come up with a line-up and she said: I'm not a think quicker
and Jenny said: that's it! how quickly you think!
and kafka said: ok, thick quinkers to not thick quinkers

"I don't get checked out enough." -Za

"99 problems and a mark ain't one" -Leah

Leah makes a snotty comment to freshman, who replies that Leah should stop
throwing shitty I-O flicks, to which Leah replies after an awkward delay
"at least I HAVE an I-O flick"

"What's damp apex?" - Ted

"TRAFfic... you want me to sit in TRAFfic!? ... did I not play well in the game!"
- maurer and shwu, while driving the DC beltway

"hot drinks? hot drinks!" - at Fools Fest 2004

"hello, police? can you come arrest these RISD students, they're being too creative." - ted

"i'm not sure what's worse - rachel's taste in movies, or emily's taste in men." - ted

"i'm sure glad i found Rebecca's fire in my shoe." - greg

"why don't they want to eat their cake?? it's delicious! it's a junior mint!" - ted

"don't stand there like a statue of orange liberty." - ted, to ann

"it was terrible! i went to korea - it was the land of short, not good-looking men!" - jenkim

"...and when we do our yummy 1-3-3 .. - what? hey, it's yummy!" - ted

"it's assiamassiatric..." "you know, the assiamaticnation of it." - ted, having issues with the word 'asymptotic.'

"give them the bizness, just give them the bizness!" - ted

"it looked like she laid out and stuffed the frisbee into her head." - shwu

"you took my hat, but you stole my alum-berjack heart." - danielle

"get yo' cleats on! get yo' get yo' get yo' get yo' cleats on!!" - jenkim

"whuh!" - c-bro

"smack my ass, jen, i've been bad!" - shwu

"i want everyone to be sketching out the plays on those little cocktail airline napkins and trying to throw hammers across the rows without catching the stewardess's attention." -pauline

"ted is bringing out the inner faulkner in me..." -pauline

"yes, it's true i haven't stopped thinking yet. i guess that's why i'm here at brown." -pauline

"i have become more of a middle-aged housewife than a college student (if anyone wants to swap recipes just let me know)." -pauline

"ahh! arghhpbbtt!!" - c-bro

"if your only exercise is, in fact, racing someone to the egg nog bowl, please make sure you win." -ted

"there are only three mistakes on this team:
1) getting down on yourself instead of deciding to work through what is hard for you.
2) taking it all too seriously instead of enjoying the challenge of the very work we are all choosing to embrace.
3) not doing everything in your power to be a great teammate." -ted

"we ought to be searching for fire wood." -ted

"if you are going to make mistake, make a new kind of mistake." -ted

"Danielle is looking for some way to make fun of everyone, and we have to humor her." -ted

"if it helps, you can laugh funny or stick your fist in your mouth." -ted

"you all may have had hangovers. i had spiderman cereal. let's call it even." - ted