Mop Wench

To be the Mop Wench, you gotta like to mop and you gotta be a wench. Neither, of course, depends on "socal constructions" like gender. BACH maintains a very open notion of who is qualified to be a wench.

Erica Trauba, Finlandia 2005:
-Don't wait too late in the day to sweep because there aren't any lights on the west side of the house
-The mop with the sponge-like top is great for really sticky spots
-If you have headphones, bring them so you don't get bored, especially if you plan doing your entire two hour shift at once
-Mopping right before a party is pointles