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Sweaty Swimming
by Nick Mitchell ‘04
Like most people, I have a desire to get my body in some
sort of physical condition, to the point when I can look in
the mirror and give a genuine rendition of “I’m too sexy for
my shirt” instead of “I’ve got a lovely bunch of body fat”.
Like most people, I try to exercise to achieve this end, and
then a few weeks later, I try to exercise again. Unlike most
people though, my attempts to turn feeble sinew into a Mr.
Universe candidacy led me to solve one of the great mysteries
of life.
It all started when my friend Andy and I decided to start
swimming. This started when Andy and I stopped trying to lift
weights, which had started when Andy and I had stopped trying
to run. We like to think of it as making progress.
When Andy and I go swimming, we usually spend as much time
in the locker room as we do in the pool. This is partly because
a hot shower is much more attractive than a cold pool, and
partly because while we change out of our wet trunks, Andy
and I like to engage in philosophical conversation about girls,
our bulging muscles, and the great mysteries of life.
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| Do you sweat when
you swim? |
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During one such metaphysical discourse about how buff swimming
was going to make us, we stumbled upon an intriguing question.
Any seasoned exerciser like Andy or myself knows that one
of the great advantages to swimming is that, when you’re done,
you may be soaking wet— but not in the my-God-that’s-the-grossest-sweat-stain-I’ve-ever-seen
kinda way. Instead, you just reek of pleasant pool chemicals.
Still, at least you don’t have to worry about sweat. Or do
you?
Do you sweat when you swim? Andy maintained that of course
you do— when you exercise, you sweat, period. But I was skeptical.
You see, I knew that the purpose of perspiration was to lower
your body temperature, which rises during periods of physical
strain, like exercising. The sweat is secreted from glands
in various areas of the body (in my case, every area of the
body), and its evaporation draws heat away from your overheating
exterior. But what if your body’s already immersed in cold
water? What’s the point of sweating then? Surely, I thought,
the body shows some discretion and won’t turn on the sweat
switch unless your body is actually overheating.
Andy was swift to challenge my hypothesis. “What about when
you run outside in the winter? Your body’s cold then, but
you still sweat.” But I contended that this case is not the
same at all, because presumably people run outside with clothes
on, and this offers insulation from the cold air as well as
preventing arrest. In addition, cold air would not have the
same effect as cold water, because air is less dense and therefore
steals away your heat at a slower rate. Imagine how unbearable
the final scene in the Titanic would have been if they
were beached on Antarctica instead!
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| I am never attempting
to run naked through the chilly morning streets of Providence
again. The police won't let me. |
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Still, Andy’s challenge gave me an idea for an experiment,
a way to scientifically prove or disprove that we sweat when
we swim. Since immersion in water confounded our ability to
validate sweating or non-sweating, I would use air, and just
make it significantly colder to compensate for the difference
in densities. After some brief calculations (see Appendix
A), I determined that the temperature of the air would need
to be precisely 11.3 degrees Fahrenheit. Much to my joy, it
was the coldest month of February that Providence had ever
seen, and the next morning the Weather Channel reported 11
degrees. The clock in front of Fleet bank agreed—the experimental
conditions were perfect.
According to the scientific method, an experiment must be
repeated thoroughly to establish a consistent results. Unfortunately,
with my experiment, this was impossible. I am never attempting
to run naked through the chilly morning streets of Providence
again. The police won’t let me.
So I turned a cold shoulder (among other things) to scientific
ambition, and decided to conduct my next scientific search
with Google. “Do you sweat when you swim?” The first page
that comes up is about treating arthritic dogs. I bookmarked
that one and moved on. It turned out there was remarkably
little out there, which surprised me because of the magnitude
of the question. Only the Australian Institute of Sports had
realized its importance, and therefore conducted an extensive
five-year study to solve this “great mystery of life.” (I’m
not kidding, by the way, they really called it a “great mystery
of life.” Right up there with “Is there a God?”, “Are humans
naturally good?” and “How do they get the creamy filling inside
a Twinkie?”)
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| Everything was accounted
for; there was even a discreet method that swimming subjects
could alert experimenters that their results had been
marred by "unforeseen circumstances" while in
the pool. |
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Their study was certainly more simplistic and less masochistic
than my own. The amount of sweat sweated was determined by
weighing swimming subjects before and after their workout,
and any other mass changes like drinking water or visiting
the bathroom also involved a weigh-in. Everything was accounted
for; there was even a discreet method that swimming subjects
could alert experimenters that their results had been marred
by “unforeseen circumstances” while in the pool.
After 295 observations, the results were in. Do you sweat
when you swim? Sort of. Swimmers averaged a sweat rate of
123 milliliters per kilometer swum, but this number is significantly
lower than average sweat rates for other types of exercise
(about a third of the sweat rate for running and half that
of cycling). So the answer to the burning question was yes
and no; I had been both right and wrong. You do sweat
when you swim, but because your body heat is conducted by
colder pool water, you don’t sweat as much as you would exercising
out of water.
For those of you engaged in a quest of physical perfecting
similar to Andy’s and mine, the Australian study has vast
implications. First of all, since you do sweat while swimming,
during a longer workout it’s important to replenish your body
fluids and avoid dehydration. How you do this is your own
choice, but I would discourage drinking pool water, due to
unforepeen circumstances. Secondly, put all your money on
the Australian Swim Team in 2004—they’re going to drink up
the competition. 
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