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From: “-------------”
To: “Dan Stowell”
Subject: “TA stands for teaching assisitant. It does not stand for
anything else, you stupid stupid wop.”--James Earl Jones
Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2000 23:49:39 -0400
yeah.
i would not have picked you as one to pledge a frat, but that makes it
all the better, i guess. any motivation? women?
I like drinking in front of a TV set. I’m sick of feeling like I
need to produce. That urge hasn’t gone away, of course, but if I
chill out I might actually be able to finally use my body for what it
was meant; fucking girls as rotten as crab apples. I wasn’t born
to do work, people kind of invented that after all.
what do you do with your day?
Fret. Look at a redhead. Play with my pens and pencils.
liz has gone insane, not that it impacts you at all, but i just thought
i should tell you so you can pick my body up from the morgue with a smile
on your face and deliver to my parents. just kidding. i think.
Well, if I get to pick up your body, don’t count on your parents
seeing it. I’d save it for next year’s pledges. But seriously,
I don’t even really know what --- is. Yeah she’s your exgirlfriend.
Yeah she doesn’t like that you’re more successful than her.
Yeah I saw her or something. The real reason that you shouldn’t be
writing to me about her is not that she has nothing to do with me, it’s
that you should be saying “----, I shagged this girl and her tits
were bigger than my whole head. When I was done, I wasn’t sure if
she’d be able to get up. Say no to drugs.”
Did I ever tell you what happened with my “girlfriend?” I hope
not. It’s fucking gross. That whale should be shot. I still need
to get a bloodtest. (There’s a difference between being stupid and
not caring, but yes I’m guilty of both.)
may you get 200% of your rda of saturated fat from this e-mail :-:
All I do is eat meatballs. I hope I don’t become a fat bastard, because
the
URI mascot is a ram-type-goat not a turtlehead. (Should be a squirrel,
those little nuggets of pure fur and nut-lust are everywhere.)
A new york accent can be sexy, but it wasn’t tonight. There’s
so much shit
you can do in a library if you think about it. Go there to get plastered
some time. I want to build a fort out of books during Greek week and launch
projectile texts at other frats.
I don’t know
how I got to be an ape. Do you know how I got to be an ape?
Friday, March 7
8:00 a.m. - “Race, Globalization, and the New Ethnic Studies,”
first day of a three day conference. The Inn at Brown.
10:00 a.m. - Book sale at the Rock. Last time I went to one of these I
nabbed a textbook titled “Sexual Choices” for $3. So educational.
So eighties.
Noon - President Ruth Simmons will update staff members on the Academic
Enrichment Initiative. Sayles Hall.
7:00 p.m. - Women’s basketball vs. Dartmouth. Pizzitola Sports Center.
8:00 p.m. - “Six Characters in Search of an Author,” by Luigi
Pirandello, directed by Kevin Moriarty. Stuart Theater.
8:00 p.m. - Pat McGee Band and Pete Francis of Dispatch light their own
farts at Lupo’s. $15. Doors at 8, kidney stones at 9.
8:30 p.m. - Queen Godls, spoken word artist. Arnold Lounge.
Saturday, March 8
8:00 a.m. - “Race, Globalization, and the New Ethnic Studies,”
second day of a three day conference. The Inn at Brown.
7:00 p.m. - Women’s basketball vs. Harvard. Pizzitola Sports Center.
8:00 p.m. - Rose Polenzani will perform acoustic folk music at The Hourglass
Cafe, Graduate Center.
8:00 p.m. - “Six Characters in Search of an Author,” by Luigi
Pirandello, directed by Kevin Moriarty. Stuart Theater.
8:00 p.m. - Martin Sexton at El Lupo’s. $17 advance, $20 with a lisp.
Doors at 8, platelets at 9:15.
Sunday, March 9
10:45 a.m. - “Race, Globalization, and the New Ethnic Studies,”
third day of a three day conference. The Inn at Brown.
4:00 p.m. - The Borromeo String Quartet will perform music by Haydn and
Beethoven. John Carter Brown Library.
7:00 p.m. - Nile, Goatwhore, The Red Chord, and The Nightmare Continues
host a three-day orgy at Lupo’s. $15. Doors at 7, precum at 8.
8:00 p.m. - Brown University Jazz Band will perform works by Thad Jones
and Bob Mintzer. Grant Recital Hall.
9:00 p.m. - Gay-S220, a queer dance party thrust forward by RISD Queer
Student Union. Free with RISD ID. $5 if you eat your own shit.
Monday, March 10
7:00 p.m. - “Living to 100,” Thomas Perls, M.D. Salomon 001.
Wednesday, March 12
7:00 p.m. - William Upski Wimsatt, activist, graffiti writer, and author
of “No More Prisons” and “Bomb the Suburbs” speaks
out loud in Starr Auditorium (MacMillan 117).
9:00 p.m. - Cathy Cathodic, Blood Child, The Animators, Rock Stone, and
The Forms destroy hip-hop and as220 all in one night. $6.
Thursday, March 13
7:00 p.m. - B.B. King sits on Lupo’s. $35 advance, $40 if you’re
white. Doors at 7, saline at 8.
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