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JACK'S PAGE!
My Top Ten (1O) Favorite Jokes:
1O. saying something that no one expects
9. being mean to someone and then laughing
8. whoopie cushion
7. being mexican. means talking weird and saying taco a lot.
6. being “wacky”. means moving arms and legs around wildly.
5. being a baby. means wearing just a diaper around for days.
4. walking into my parents’ room, which is messy and saying gosh, looks like a cyclone hit.
3. going cockadoodledoooooooooooo. Cockadoodledooooooooooo. Like a rooster. Waking everybody up. WARNING: THEY WON’T GET IT.
2. taking a pie and smoosh it in my face, then say I don’t know where the pie went mom, have you checked my face?
1. put finger on shirt and say look is something on your shirt. Then you look down. Then i hit you in the face with my finger.
Hi my name is Jack. I got funny when I hit my head. next thing i know a nurse is saying look he’s awake, and I’m saying “course I is” and doing the “Wacky,” a dance I think I’ve invented but have also seen on TV once. (see #6 above, still one of my favorite jokes). I am writing a book about my life called “HA.” The reason it’s called HA and both letters are big is because I mean big jokes.
More Jokes:
1. I went to the dentist. He had a big drill. I ran away from him, but he caught me and started drilling my head off. (didn’t really happen)
2. Two nuns walk into a party. One says, “I want to do a kegstand.” The other nun is dead, and she doesn’t respond.
3. Firefighter gets a skin disease and doesn’t want to fight fires anymore. (just a “scenario,” not really a joke. Stole it from TV... NOT REALLY..Gotcha. That’s the joke.)
4. A policeman stopped me the other day and said you’re driving too fast. I said what do you mean driving too fast, I hit my head, I can’t even get a license, even if I was going 1 mile an hour I’d be going too fast because I’m not supposed to drive at all. (didn’t happen either).
5. I am funny. My brother says serious things like when I gouged out his eye he said, “What the fuck are youAAAAAAAAAAH GOD WHAT THE HELL FUCKING FUCK YOU SHIT GEEZ... wait think think .. CAN YOU SEE MY EYEBALL ON THE FLOOR JACK ... WELL FUCKIN PICK IT UP ... maybe they can put it back in or something...” He blabbed on about that whole thing for weeks. I would too if someone gouged out my eyeball.
THESE ARE ALL THE JOKES I HAVE RIGHT NOW BYE
Kent Roberts did not do this. I am Jack.
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